Infinity and Beyond
Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.
WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE
(via and-keepsmiling)
| before running: | AW YEAH LET'S DO THIS |
| during running: | i hate my life i hate my life my legs hurt and i can't breathe and i have 2 miles to go and this song sucks |
| after running: | YEAH BITCHES THAT WAS AMAZING |
Dearest followers
I know I don’t greet you anymore because I am a lazy ass, but you should know every time I see that little number go up I smile.
So thank you for clicking follow even though I’m a ball of issues.
Sincerely,
Me
(Source: thatstupidoldbloog, via laughbitches)
THIS BAND DOES NOT GIVE 2 SHITS ABOUT ANYTHING
(Source: stylinnuendo, via socialteen)
a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
(via socialteen)
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
(via moistpits)
