anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
what if your stick figure drawings are hyper-realist drawings in an alternate universe of stick people
We are all the main characters of our own story, but we play supporting roles and extras in other stories. Sometimes we’re not even in a story at all. That’s okay though because our story still influences the world. Remember that.
why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr
what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
im not surprised when tumblr people are failing classes cause you guys are dumb as fuck
Who waves to a selfie Angelia Jolie
|Brother:||I wonder what Satan looks like..|
|Me:||Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.|
|Me:||Yeah. I guess you could say he was....|
|Me:||... fine as hell.|